Episode #2515: A Boy Dog Named Suki

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2017

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Carey swing by the law studios of Walsh, Walsh & Doormat to talk about iron lungs, Luke's latest skateboarding heroics, and why Netflix is making people cry in public. Also, Luke and Carey met Abraham Lincoln last week. For real.

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0:00.0	All right, guys, are we gonna get into the book or not because I mean, I can always go downtown and have a drink
0:07.3	What Sunday Sunday night people go out on Sunday guys girls go out on Sundays. Yeah crazy people around Sunday
0:15.7	It would be nice to meet some girls though. I mean, I know you guys haven't had dates in a long time
0:20.8	That's not true. Yeah, that's not true. I have a girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend
0:25.9	You just started that sentence by saying I have a girlfriend. Yeah, why would you do that?
0:30.5	It's I just want to hear what it would sound like coming out of my mouth
0:35.8	It's such an inappropriate time to experiment with that
0:43.7	I'm an extrovert because I love meeting people and and connecting with them and smiling with them
0:49.7	But I'm an introvert because no, I don't it's like the most requested thing when I ask my face
0:54.7	Look what you guys want to see for me. It's like get drunk. Get drunk. Get drunk
0:57.8	And there's a time and a place for it and guess what that place is now and that time is now next
1:03.3	Callie flower who the fuck is cauliflower?
1:06.7	It doesn't taste like anything
1:09.0	That's all cauliflower is such a scary ghost broccoli. I like that you guys are so weird
1:18.1	Yes, we are the weird ones. I don't need no fancy introduction. I'm not Elvis Presley
1:24.7	Just get on with it
1:29.6	You ready Rudy
1:32.4	I guess not
1:34.5	Well, we got to get on with it anyway a Monday afternoon edition of TBTL the show that just might be too beautiful to live
1:42.5	We do not have time for this kind of silliness. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. Hi everybody
1:48.8	Coming to you today from the
1:51.6	Studios of Walsh Walsh and Dormat in the Wallingford neighborhood of Seattle, Washington
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