Hello, my name is Mark Kunrippi Brown. As of today, January 3rd, 2014, year of our

Lord, I have officially tossed my head into the ring to run for Governor of the

Great State of Tennessee. I appreciate your vote this year in August and I think

it's time we bring the United States back to where it's supposed to be. One

state at a time, starting with Tennessee, we are one nation under God, not

above God, and just like the purity of this apple, well I don't know where I was going with death.

You and I have a rendezvous with Destiny. Come on, high five me. Your hands are like 10 feet from me.

High five me. Each deal he makes is final. Who dares refuse him? I keep loads of it, Dave.

And I don't want to make it down anymore. Creativity to me is just like, it's like a bird,

like a friendly bird that embraces all ideas, just like shoots out of its eyes, all kinds of beauty.

But devil you say, didn't we, a major break? We will preserve for our children this last best hope

for man on earth, or we will sentence them to take the first step into a thousand years of darkness.

All right, Rudog, ready? Let's do it everybody. Welcome to a Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show

that just might be too beautiful to live. My name is Luke Perbank. I am your host coming to you

from just south of Central Park in Manhattan, also known as New York Jersey.

Very excited to be with you on this Tuesday rainy and wet and dark, though it may be in New York City.

I hope you are warm and dry wherever you are hearing this imaginary radio show, which finds it's

up at episode 2,506 in a collector's series. I read a number for the show yesterday. That shows,

I'm going to be honest, just how disconnected I am from the number of episodes that we have made,

because I read a number that was way off, like off by, I don't know, 20 or 30 episodes, and as I read it,

because of just a clerical error on my part. As I read it, I remember thinking, that sounds about right,

and only later on did I realize it was very wrong. So today, it's 2,506. I know we've got it,

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