Alright, so where were you on the night of August 21?

Let's see, I was home by myself.

What about September 11th?

Home my birthday!

I was home alone!

September 28th?

I was watching home alone, at home!

Alone!

Sir, I gotta tell you, based on your lack of alibi

and your various connections that are victims,

you are currently a person of interest.

So let me get this straight.

You think that I am interesting?

And also a person?

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I remember it differently. This is like that. It's the biggest helicopter leasing event in the Western Hemisphere since 1997. Well, obviously, I'm not a big guy. I'm not a Carl Weathers par-example. The more attention you've paid to these things and the more diligent you are, the faster you'll get better and the better you'll feel. See if I'm not right. Thanks for your time. Have a good day.

Rudy, did you say papow? All right, let's do this. Hi, everybody. Welcome to a Friday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live. This is not only a huge step for our company, but for the entire global media industry. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. You paint your balls, bud? More balls, bud. Disgusting. Here we are at the studios of Walsh, Walsh and Dormat, bringing up episode 2500.

In a collector series, let the fun begin. We have a couple of top stories that would be filed under the subheading of Internet related. We do all of that stuff. We're going to tell you about the 11 minutes yesterday when we, as a nation, could collectively take a breath. That was the 11 minutes that a still anonymous Twitter employee, who was leaving the company, disabled the current

president's Twitter account. That person is to me. You seem to me to be a pretty righteous ombre. And this is the part where I will remind you that not all heroes wear capes. So we'll, we'll report on the latest with that one. Also, keeping things Internet related. There is a Google cheeseburger emoji.

Curfuffle going on is the cheese placement in the Google cheeseburger emoji in the wrong place or in the right place.

I don't know why somebody was fighting the cheeseburger. That's what happens when you use a drop from the movie Roadhouse starring Patrick Swayze.

We've got that plus we've got emails and emails and music free weekend because it is a Friday. And of course we've got this guy.

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