Episode 250: Blake Lively Became a Yankee Fan Leading to a Sweep and Some Awesome Pitching. Coincidence?
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 3 May 2021
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Summary
The lowest team ERA in the American League belongs to the New York Yankees. The boys snapped out of it and swept the Tigers this weekend behind some lights out pitching. Gerrit Cole continues to do things that have never been done before. Jamo found himself and earned his first win in two years. Kluber shoved for 8 innings on Sunday in magnificent fashion. Judge and Stanton are on fire. Blake Lively even became a Yankee fan on Friday because they were playing so well. Big series against the Astros on Tuesday. We also discuss aliens and simulation theory. Thanks to everyone for supporting the Pod through our first 250 episodes. The best is yet to come. Outro Song: “Real Love” (via APM Music Library)
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| 0:00.0 | Hey short porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:05.5 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:30.0 | Back at the wall, they ain't even tidied it again. |
| 0:35.0 | They're a cheater, and just final game with a walkoff single. |
| 0:40.0 | They're a cheater, but embarrassing, because reality, did you have any depth? |
| 0:46.5 | There's a fly ball, these collapse, it's on a plate! |
| 0:49.0 | There it goes, have a yank, you just go into the world, there it is! |
| 0:54.5 | Alright, here comes the judge. |
| 0:59.5 | It is Labor Day, and he is a Labor of the Month! |
| 1:06.5 | Throw game over, Yankee win! |
| 1:11.5 | Yankee win! |
| 1:15.5 | What's up, what's happened, welcome to another edition of the short porch presented by Barstle Sports. |
| 1:26.5 | I am your host, Tom's on the other side of the internet, Marty Mosh, T.J. on the ones and twos. |
| 1:31.5 | Tommy out, once more, but Marty, feeling good here, sweep, looking like a real team. |
| 1:38.5 | The Tigers are really, really bad, but you know what, I don't care! |
| 1:41.5 | We got three wins, we're back to 500, baby! |
| 1:45.5 | Yes, we're back to 500, but bro, they are so bad. |
| 1:50.5 | They don't do anything. |
| 1:53.5 | They're so bad. |
| 1:55.5 | I think I saw that, they shrug out more, they shrug out in more than half of their abats this weekend. |
| 2:00.5 | Yeah, no, that makes, you could have said any stat, like yeah, it makes sense. |
| 2:04.5 | Yeah, well they have like eight wins there, bro, but it was just a must sweep. |
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