Episode 249: Mike Tauchman Traded and Another Disappointing Series With the O’s
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 29 April 2021
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
Mike Tauchman was traded for Wandy Peralta. The Yanks split with the O’s. Pitching looked pretty good all weekend but the Thursday loss really put a damper on everything. Higgy is the guy now which is great but Tyler Wade is still a thing somehow. We’re all over the place today plus Aaron Rodgers wants out of Green Bay and Hubbs is furious. Outro Song: “I Said It Is Over” (via APM Music Library)
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| 0:00.0 | Hey short porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:05.5 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:30.0 | Back at the wall, they ain't even tidied it again. |
| 0:35.0 | They're a cheater, and just final game with a walkoff single. |
| 0:40.0 | They're a cheater, but embarrassing, because reality, did you have any depth? |
| 0:46.5 | There's a fly ball, these collapse, it's on a plate! |
| 0:49.0 | There it goes, have a yank, you just go into the world, there it is! |
| 0:54.5 | Alright, here comes the judge. |
| 0:59.5 | It is Labor Day, and he is a Labor of the Month! |
| 1:06.5 | Throw game over, Yankee win! |
| 1:11.5 | Yankee win! |
| 1:15.5 | Ooh, what's up, what's happening? Welcome to another edition of the short porch presented by Barstool Sports. |
| 1:26.5 | I am your host, Hubs, on the Ozil laptop, no Tommy smokes today, the birthday boy. |
| 1:32.5 | I guess if it's your birthday, you don't have to come on the show, I guess that's the new rule. |
| 1:37.5 | That's our rule. |
| 1:39.5 | Unless it's just me, and then I have the host. |
| 1:42.5 | The Marty Bush is here, back from farming, and I don't know what you were doing, and it's celebrating your birthday and not inviting us. |
| 1:50.5 | But yeah, good to have you Marty and TG's on the ones and twos. |
| 1:53.5 | How you doing, Marty? |
| 1:54.5 | Belated, happy birthday to you, I guess. |
| 1:56.5 | I'm not taking the shit from, I invited you. |
| 1:59.5 | When did you invite him home? |
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