Episode 25: Goblins?

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2017

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Pete has made a truly disturbing discovery about the very bones that hold literally all of our bodies together, there's some decent discussion about airports and the presence of strange car raffles within them, some more British awkwardness and lots more including more from our egg correspondent.

It's getting to the point now where we don't need to tell you that we have a bit about off-brand batteries in there also, isn't it? Make of that what you will.

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0:00.0	Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.
0:03.4	Thank you for calling National Lottery and I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?
0:07.4	Yeah, I think I have. I'd just take to double check for a car wheel.
0:11.0	Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million.
0:15.0	Oh my what! Happy Christmas! Why do now?
0:18.0	You have the best Christmas ever.
0:20.0	I got a half.
0:22.0	This Christmas, it could be you. The National Lottery. Rules and procedures apply. Players must be
0:28.3	18 or over. You're not. Welcome back to the Luke and Pete Shaw. I'm Pete Donaldson and I'm Luke Moore. Yeah I didn't like it as much.
0:56.0	No, it doesn't do it as natural. But are we going to get into it? Is it someone that's going to improve or is it just like just not do it doesn't suit us?
1:01.8	Yeah, I'm not sure it sounds like
1:03.3	news readers don't we? We are in a way. We are a little bit reading out people's
1:06.8	dispatches from the front line of awesomeness.
1:09.4	Exactly. The front line of something. How are you mate how's it things this week
1:13.6	maw right didn't do any sleep walking
1:15.1	uh... the boy to buy everybody else's uh... horrific stories about what they got up to
1:19.8	last week just trying to think of the damage i could do if I did sleep walk. I'll be able to
1:23.2	to be able to do that. I'd have to unlock a door. Yeah. I do sometimes because I'm not
1:31.0	or CD but if I know I'm about to leave the house what I'll do is I'll just
1:34.4	walk past the front door and sort of just unhook the yell a little bit I'll sort of
1:39.5	unlock the yell so the door's effectively just open and sometimes I'll go to bed and fall asleep and
1:43.7	the door's being unlocked all night.
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