Episode 24: Wake up!

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2017

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

First up, Luke has locked himself out of the house. After that all of you, literally all of you, are sleepwalkers or so it seems. As a result, we trawl through a load of your tales of the mischief you've all got up to while unconscious. There's also time to explore the legal precedent for committing horrific crimes while asleep and subsequently getting away with it.

Basically it's a crime/sleepwalking special.

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0:00.0	Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.
0:03.4	Thank you for calling National Lottery and I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?
0:07.4	Yeah, I think I have. I'd just take to double check for a car wheel.
0:11.0	Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million.
0:15.0	Oh my what! Happy Christmas! Why do now?
0:18.0	You have the best Christmas ever.
0:20.0	I got a half.
0:22.0	This Christmas, it could be you. The National Lottery. Rules and procedures apply. Players must be
0:28.3	18 or over. You're not going to. Hello and I'm joined by Mr Luke Wilmer.
0:44.0	Hello, I'm Pete Donaldson and I'm joined by Mr Luke Wiler.
0:53.9	Hello everyone I'm back again as well.
0:55.8	It's episode 24 no Rick Edwards this week
0:58.2	no Rick Edwards this week gosh what a pleasure what's to have him
1:01.8	you were very um I'm to say sexually aggressive on the
1:05.1	Logan Peter short Twitter page towards how sexy Rick Edwards is. He is sexy. I just don't think
1:11.0	sexy tall men need reminding. a short unsexy man I am
1:16.4	the opposite to Rick Edmonds I agree I am charming in my own way I didn't use I
1:21.1	completely agree with that I didn't use any of the words that would
1:24.8	Associate you'd necessarily associate with sexual aggression I just said he's an attractive man
1:29.1	Let's get on Google Images let's make the most of that when we're promoting the show.
1:34.0	Because we can't promote the show with our ugly mark.
1:36.0	You shouldn't have made that weird kind of scrapbook.
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