Episode 26: Sex, lies and videos of tapir

The Luke and Pete Show

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Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2017

⏱️ 51 minutes

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In this week's fifty minutes of daftness, we learn of Luke Moore's love of herbivorous mammals, the life-size cabbage patch doll who lives in his house, and Pete learns of a frightful eyesore of a building in Lebanon.

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0:00.0	Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.
0:03.4	Thank you for calling National Lottery and I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?
0:07.4	Yeah, I think I have. I'd just take to double check for a car wheel.
0:11.0	Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million.
0:15.0	Oh my what! Happy Christmas! Why do now?
0:18.0	You have the best Christmas ever.
0:20.0	I got a half.
0:22.0	This Christmas, it could be you. The National Lottery. Rules and procedures apply. Players must be
0:28.3	18 or over. You're not going to pretend I know what number it is.
0:55.0	I'm Pete Danson and I'm Luke Muirra
0:57.0	Ar.
0:58.0	Episode 26.
0:59.0	Episode 26.
1:00.0	Episode 26. We can now legally I don't know what you can do at 26 probably well I hate the
1:04.7	numbering and I think at 26 you should do allow it you should be allowed to do
1:09.2	everything I think well 26 means you can now to to take this quite boring throat through to its conclusion,
1:15.9	you can now hire a car because you've got to be over 25.
1:18.4	Do you have to be over 25? I think so, yeah.
1:19.9	So if I, my mate, who is as useless as I am at, you know, tasks and hand-eye coordination
1:26.6	and videos and stuff, he has just recently had a, like a week's worth of driving lessons in an automatic. I tried a few in manual like I did.
1:35.4	I think I've done 10 hours in a manual.
1:37.7	How long ago was that?
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