Episode 25 – Dick on One Million Downloads

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Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2016

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Download the MP3 Thumb wars, liquor gravity, a terrifying mob of 20-year-old men, Team Snapchat, a Duck Tales revenge fantasy, the 200-pound hangover, a day in the life, goofy chip flavors, Denzel’s movie, Asterios’ shame, an open letter to your family this Thanksgiving, new t-shirts, a listener boxing match, I get slipped a Mickey, Sean’s … Continue reading "Episode 25 – Dick on One Million Downloads"

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0:00.0	Presenting Dick. Dick.
0:14.0	Yeah!
0:15.0	Yeah!
0:18.0	Yeah!
0:19.0	Yeah!
0:20.0	Yeah, welcome to Dick!
0:21.0	You want Dick, you need Dick you love Dick, you got it. It's the show!
0:25.0	Where everything is a contest. I am your host Dick Masters and with me is always a shot in audio engineer.
0:32.0	Hello Dick. Hello, Dick.
0:33.0	Hey what's up buddy?
0:34.0	Paid more on this show
0:35.0	than on any other podcast he is on.
0:38.0	Something I would like to change.
0:40.0	Something I wish I could change.
0:42.0	You and Trump. Something I believe we could change. You and Trump.
0:43.0	Something I believe we can change, Sean, in our lifetimes.
0:46.0	Oh my God, I have got a 200 pound hangover today.
0:51.0	Two, speaking of everything's a contest, I've got a 200 pound hangover and I'm trying to convince myself that it's a good thing in some way.
0:59.0	That is, I see that, I look in the mirror and I see the red eyes and I tell myself no those are those are eyes of power I feel like
1:06.4	this is a hangover has energized me you know I think you get that way it makes you it brings me closer to zero the hangover I feel I'm like
1:17.5	Superman with his laser eyes that's what I see in my red eyes I have strength, I have invulnerable hangover strength.
1:25.0	Is that a real thing? Do you ever feel like that?
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