Episode #2493: No Excuses, Just Apologies
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 19 October 2017
⏱️ 80 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Luke and Andrew try to win over a new listener they just met on Twitter. It's not going well. Plus, Luke's been stalking reality show contestants, Matthew McConaughey's Power Stance raises some interesting questions about scientific research, and the CIA does social media.
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | I have 85 do I have 90? I have 90 from the man with the face at table four. It's just terrible |
| 0:07.1 | You don't know what you're doing. Adam Samber. Yeah, that's right. I collect antiquities. I'm a serious person |
| 0:13.0 | I'm writing a movie right now about the Russian Revolution. Oh really who does Kevin James play in it. Uh-huh. It's a serious movie |
| 0:21.0 | Trotsky. Ah, there it is |
| 0:23.0 | TVTM |
| 0:25.7 | Hey |
| 0:28.7 | Somebody has run out of the field some goofball in the head and a red shirt now he takes off the shirt |
| 0:34.6 | He's running down the middle by the 50. He's at the 30. He's bare-chested and banging his chest |
| 0:40.1 | Now he runs the opposite way. He runs at the 50. He runs at the 40. The guy is drunk, but there he goes |
| 0:46.2 | Paint your balls. I don't. Do you paint your balls by paint your balls by? |
| 0:50.7 | Sick. The world of cheeses is strange and intimidating and |
| 0:56.1 | Frankly, it's terrifying to me. Sometimes a little comic relief is the best way to deliver a serious message |
| 1:01.1 | I don't believe you're seriously considering listening to these movies. Listen to that horn. Oh |
| 1:07.3 | My god. Oh, she's beautiful. She is beautiful. Yeah |
| 1:13.7 | This party is gonna be off |
| 1:16.7 | You ready Rudog? |
| 1:21.7 | All right, everybody. This is special |
| 1:24.9 | This is special |
| 1:26.7 | It's a Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL the show that just might be too beautiful to live |
| 1:32.7 | Peace and love peace and love |
| 1:35.1 | My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. How is it that we always end up talking about buttholes at this poker game? |
| 1:40.9 | Because it's an amazing poker game, I think |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from TBTL, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of TBTL and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.