Welcome to Coffee with Scott Adams.

I like to think I'm the worm that you want in your brain.

That's right.

I'm the worm you want in your brain.

If you'd like to take that experience up the levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny human craniums,

all you need for that is a copper mugger, a glass of tanker, Charles, a stien, a canteen juggle of a vessel of any kind.

That's my auctioneer voice.

And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure

of the dopamine of the day thing makes everything better.

It's called the simultaneous sip and it happens now, going once, going twice, going three times. Go.

Ah, so good.

The trolls are here, but they shall be ignored.

Well, if you were subscribing to the

Dilbert comic that you can only see if you subscribe while you're on the X

platform, see my profile for link, or if you're on Scott Adams. Locals.com where you get that plus a lot more a lot more

You would know that Dilbert is exploring his love languages with his girlfriend

She says her love language is language is gifts.

He says his love language is touch.

And so they've agreed that prostitution collectively is their love language.

She'll get gifts, he gets touch.

Well, you do the math.

It's funnier if you see the pictures. Well last night was the

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