Episode 247 | It’s Getting Steamy In Here

New Rory & MAL

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Music, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 7.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2024

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Summary

On March 23rd MAGA MAL is taking Washington DC. Go check out our new not so skit of Mal idolizing his favorite Trump speech. How often do you change your towels, sheets, & toothbrushes? This leads into a conversation about gym routine which ultimately lands us in the steam room (08:27). The guys make fun of Julian’s steam room “fantasies”. After everyone gets their jokes off we play a voicemail the earliest we ever have in an episode (20:02). Congrats to Rel (not our Rel) on getting laid. It’s time for the new Diddy allegations (25:49). We cover the new allegations and get into Meek Mill aka Freak Mill fighting for his life on the timeline. Staying in music, we recap the clip of Omah Lay stealing that guy’s girlfriend during a show (56:20). We try to put ourselves in his shoes. It’s time for voicemails (1:09:15). Today we address a mental health relationship question. On the second voicemail we cover whether or not schools should be teaching this specific subject (1:30:18). Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	But like if you had a brand, you would want this gentleman.
0:03.0	Like you want to attach your brand and him?
0:05.0	For what?
0:06.0	I would give him something like Peloton or something.
0:08.0	Peloton, for what?
0:10.0	Yeah, like, oh, you know, if you had more muscles, you wouldn't get your bitch snatched, or something like that.
0:15.0	But more white people.
0:16.0	What?
0:18.0	What? No worry and now! Wow. Oh Took a little bitter, just a little bitter,
0:44.0	just a little bitter, just a little bitter,
0:48.0	just a little bitter.
0:49.0	I was like, good gracious ass,
0:52.0	oatious, uh, flirtatious, trying to show, like good gracious ass ospacious magamal in the flesh got the American flag a Viking hat on the basketball.
1:03.6	Yeah.
1:04.6	Stop Asian Hate.
1:05.6	It's a great time to be American.
1:07.8	So for those that don't know, we just put out a promo for our DC show, March 23rd,
1:12.1	tickets available now, New W.com I think people thought this was like a
1:17.2	sketch that we were putting together no this is actually real footage we just happened to catch mall in the studio
1:25.0	riling himself up over his we just B
1:31.5	catch mall in the studio riling himself up over his speech.
1:25.5	None of this was planned or scripted.
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