Episode 246 | Beyond Measure

New Rory & MAL

iHeartPodcasts and The Volume

Music, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 7.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2024

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

Put your headphones on and get ready to laugh. With our upcoming show in DC we reminisce of fond memories in Chocolate City. Where we learn that Jay-Z dirty macked Mal and Rory’s poor decision making that led him to bring someone fresh out to an adult club (6:08). Last week the team from Dreamville was all over NY. We cover the wild festivities which led to Julian having a moment with J Cole (Mal’s reaction goes as expected) (28:33). Then we catch Mal up on an off-mic conversation Rory, Julian and Demaris had after the previous recording (40:02). It involves the size of some people on the team, which in turn triggered Demaris. In political news, Trump was parading around all weekend (49:19). We cover his latest viral soundbite. Should Biden and Wendy Williams take the podium together (54:30)? Somehow we bring the conversation back to anatomy and look into the size of bears & elephants (1:06:22). Well SNL tried…sort of. We break down the problem with SNL’s hosts/target audience (1:11:40). It’s time for voicemails (1:44:25). Today we give young Ray Ray some sound advice about the future of dating. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm like, all right, now half the staff just got big
0:02.5	like I was mad as s- What do you say about me and real?
0:05.1	What I said that?
0:06.1	What the fuck?
0:10.1	Yeah, what the fuck? Yeah.
0:11.1	God damn.
0:12.1	No, worry, you're not! I got your bitch up in my robe man I never kiss her never hold a hand in fact I did
0:26.1	her I'm a boater man I'm a pimpa it's over man it's over man it's over man. over man.
0:33.0	Oh is that your bitch why she only hit six when a hand on his stick.
0:38.6	Keep licking her nails.
0:39.7	That's your bitch while she only hits ride with her hand on his style.
0:42.2	Keep looking in the guy. Damn ebro said you buggin
0:45.0	ebro said you buggin he bro said I'm buggin
0:47.8	ebo said you bugging about the teacher
0:54.0	okay if ebro teachers. Okay. If Ebro said it, I feel like...
0:56.0	That's true.
0:57.0	Yeah.
0:58.0	But let's see what I'm bugging at.
1:02.0	Nothing. Ebro says it's true.
1:04.0	Teachers to dress like they're going to the club.
1:05.0	Oh, my, all right.
1:07.0	I'm not even going to get back into this comp.
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