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New Rory & MAL

Episode 248 | Podcast Multiverse Of Madness

New Rory & MAL

iHeartPodcasts and The Volume

Music, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.87.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2024

⏱️ 136 minutes

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Summary

We begin the podcast talking about another podcast. Kelsey guest appeared on a show offering no new information on the Megan Thee Stallion fallout (2:30). This leads us to our own personal beef. Turns out Julian has to square up with an NBA player (12:45). This scenario leads to an interesting “podcast multiverse” where we see how we’d react if our peers were intimate with our significant other (21:15). As usual, the room is split on how to handle these hypotheticals. Demaris shares that men can’t even get drunk anymore (add it to the list) (45:55) Then we expand our multiverse and bring in Vin Diesel & The Rock (48:38). We briefly talk about The Rock & Mark Whalberg running for President and the recent Supreme Court overturn (55:56). Meanwhile, outside of the country Usher dipped to Bali seemingly to clear his head / avoid the smoke (1:03:30). We give Schoolboy Q’s album and review and discuss a couple other artists we’re looking forward to hearing from (1:07:00). This leads to a larger conversation about the pressure Cardi B is under (1:11:16). It’s time for voicemails . This triggers Rory into hating on Jason Kelce’s love for his wife (1:25:40) and a childhood story of young Rory getting banned from a restaurant (1:39:39). Tune in as the guys discuss all of this as well as, owning a pet, work love languages, cheating habits, + more! Follow Rory: @ThisIsRory Follow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWay Follow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombe Follow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

The rock lick your girl face, you got to just like, you know me, it's over.

0:03.7

I would have to, my ego would have to get peruse that day.

0:06.1

You fighting the rock?

0:07.1

No. Hell no.

0:08.3

I'm going outside.

0:09.5

I would look at my girl and say, yo, your face just got licked.

0:11.8

Here's a napkin you want some

0:13.6

purel like I don't know what to tell you well you we gotta take this L together I don't have a baby

0:17.2

wipe in the car we could just leave what if it happened if you're uncomfortable we could just leave?

0:23.8

No, worry now! Like down Wap I get a bitch like yarn I'm a drop top nook at the sun won't burn when it

0:34.5

little like white but the stripes ain't earn I'm get it right now I ain't wait no turn

0:37.8

got a brand new house trying to avoid my hurt about me.

0:39.8

And I'm rock nation you will come up.

0:43.0

Yo, what's that what you in that sound, buddy?

0:45.0

It's the finest thing in the world to me.

0:49.0

That's not funny to you?

0:51.0

What?

0:52.0

To just have a grown adult outside of a courtroom screaming rock nation you will crumble.

0:56.3

That is very funny.

0:58.5

Especially when it's like, huh?

1:00.5

Because your son's not someone.

1:02.1

Why you're throwing us in it?

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