Episode #2460: A Clam Out Of The Cuyahoga
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 4 September 2017
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
Andrew has a LOT of opinions about the hotel he's staying at in L.A., and Luke is excited about one of his favorite filmmaker's latest projects.
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| 0:00.0 | This is our store. You're in the way of our store. |
| 0:03.1 | We're gonna go in and we're gonna come out in 20 minutes |
| 0:06.2 | and I want you guys gone. |
| 0:08.1 | We are a peaceful organization, but at this time, |
| 0:11.2 | this makes me very warlike. |
| 0:14.0 | So help me, God. I will jump from head to head, |
| 0:18.3 | using your skulls as stepping stones |
| 0:20.4 | into the river that is the street. |
| 0:22.3 | And I'm gonna take tea and take a sip of it |
| 0:25.6 | and spit it into each and every one of your mouths. |
| 0:29.2 | A little burn me, but a little burn you twice. |
| 0:32.9 | Burn me once with tea, shame on me. |
| 0:36.3 | Burn you twice in your own mouth. |
| 0:38.3 | Shame on everybody. |
| 0:39.9 | Involved. |
| 0:45.9 | I don't know whether or call it a food bar or a snafu situation. |
| 0:49.2 | It's hard to argue, which one of those two it is, |
| 0:51.4 | but it is fouled up. |
| 0:52.5 | You said you were gonna go fondle your sweaters. |
| 0:55.0 | No, I didn't. |
| 0:56.0 | I said, I'm gonna fondue with cheddar |
| 0:58.4 | just thinking about making fondue with cheddar cheese |
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