Episode 246: Tom Walker v. ???

Blocked Party

John Cullen

Comedy, Technology

4.8 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2023

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Tom Walker (comedian, bigsofttitty.png) returns to the show in-studio and for only the second time in show history, we don't reveal the blockee in the show's title, so as to keep the suspense intact. It's a great Block Tale though and involves a recent meeting gone awry. What does not go awry is this episode, as Tom teaches us all about the Gratitude Cafe in Los Angeles and we discuss bad cocktail names, Tom and John performing on a show together, Jar Jar Binks impressions, and we learn about Australia's worst reality show: Thorpie's Angels. Plus, Tom is sick of Twitter (but finds a very funny video from a Street Fighter tournament), Stefan is back on his Toyman BS, and John is still loving that EuroDance video parody. If you want John and Stefan's rhythm to be glad, you can head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you access to THREE bonus episodes every damn month. Last week, Girl God joined the show to discuss the Canadian kids' game show "Uh Oh!" with us, and it was a real doozy. Plus you'll get access to our entire back catalogue of well over 100 episodes, merch discounts, access to our Discord, and lots more. Head on over and support your beautiful Blocked Boys today! Tom Walker is a comedian whose podcast, "bigsofttitty.png" is available wherever you get your pods. You can also watch him stream several nights a week at twitch.tv/tomwalker and you can follow him on Twitter and Instagram at @tomwalkerisgood. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Babe, it's Gem.
0:02.0	Just voice-noting you because I'm so busy.
0:05.0	I can't even type right now.
0:06.8	I'm working on that big presentation for my new launch.
0:10.3	I'm making it on Canva Mobile like you suggested.
0:13.1	And it's making everything iconic.
0:16.6	So it's a bit noisy, babe's mards is going off.
0:20.3	Anyways, I'm going to ping the presentation to you now so you can see what I mean. Got to go, hon. Thanks for introducing me to Canva. Love you. Sorry, that was a... Are you going to let me do the intro this week? People liked when I was kind of fucking with you. They didn't like it. They said it was the best intro ever. A lot of people were saying how much they hated it. And now I'm fucking with you too. That's fine.
0:41.2	Okay. People liked when I was kind of fucking with you. They didn't like it. They said it was the best intro ever. A lot of people were saying how much they hated it.
0:38.5	And now I'm fucking with you too.
0:40.3	That's fine.
0:41.2	Okay.
0:51.3	Dan, you want to get in here? No. Okay. All right. Well, if you want to get into Dan's texts, you could send him, you know, if you have any questions or concerns about this week's episode,
0:52.9	you can call her text, producer, Dan.
0:53.6	What?
0:55.7	You recovered nicely.
0:57.0	Yeah, you weren't safe.
0:54.4	You weren't safe off peace. or concerns about this week's episode, you can call your text, producer, Dan. What? You recovered nicely.
0:55.9	Yeah, you weren't safe.
0:57.1	You weren't safe off-paced.
0:58.4	You had to go back. Yeah. I did good. You did a great job. 778-28-98-9-2-55. Yes. That's Dan's number. That is Dan's number. Yeah, give him a call. Yeah. Start the party, Dan.
1:07.7	It's like to turn it up.
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