Episode 245: Kevin Banner's Block Brigade

Blocked Party

John Cullen

Comedy, Technology

4.8 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2023

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Kevin Banner (comedian) returns to the show and he's discovered something about himself in the last year: he loves blocking people. Previously a self-described "mute man", Kevin figures he no longer cares if someone gets mild satisfaction from a block, and he wrote down every single person (or type of person) he's blocked over the last year to tell us all at once. It's a wild list, and one of the most memorable collection of Block Tales in the show's history. The rest of the show is also very memorable as Stefan tries his hand at the intro and Dan finally takes a poop in John's apartment. And we talk about stuff too, like rage comics, Jim Breuer, Twitter now being called "X", Elon's desire (and failing) to be a funny guy, and we go deep on Brian Bosworth puns. Plus, a new "Social Media Update" theme song from Dr. Jeb kicks off discussion of noproblemgambler's amazing TikTok, the insane PragerU clip that made the rounds this week, and our good friend Murder Bryan has an excellent dunk on Elon. If you want more amazing dunks, head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty, where $5/month gets you access to THREE bonus episodes every dang month. Last week, Rachel Schaefer returned to discuss the season premiere of "...And Just Like That" with us, and this week, Girl God make their triumphant return to the program for another chaotic discussion, this time about iconic Canadian children's game show "Uh Oh!". It's a good one, and you won't wanna miss it. Speaking of not missing things, check out Kevin Banner's amazing new special, "Heavy Favourite" on YouTube. Hate looking at stuff? You can also find it as an audio album wherever you get your music. You can follow Kevin on Twitter and TikTok at @BannerComedy and on Instagram at @kevinbanner. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Prime Video brings the best in entertainment.
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0:20.1	There's no going back. Whatever you're into, it's right here. Prime Video. Click or tap the banner to find out more. Try, let me try, let me try. No. Let me try. No. If, wait, I'm going to rate my pussy. What are you doing? Well, you go to rate my poo.com. And it just takes you to rate my pussy. Okay. All right. Anyway, are you recording, Dan? Yeah, we are. Okay. Oh, no. If you have any, if you have any questions or complaints about today's episode. You don't say complaints. Comments? Concerns? Concerns? Or complaints? But then Dan's going to get? Yeah, that's fine. I don't answer my phone anymore. No, I know. Yeah. So if you have any questions or concerns about today's episode, please contact this week's episode. Well, it's coming out on a day. Today's. I was doing what I say every time every time yeah I'm putting my different spin on that's your different spin today's episode instead of this week well I'm trying to give you a little bit of flavor because you always fucking interrupt me what I'm doing in the intro fucking get right to it Dan's phone number is 778 288 9255 let's start the fucking show Start the party Dan it's like to turn it up we're getting crazy going wild fucking ass and stuff dude scrolling house like butted up fire boom roast bad pub sticking up the number lines we don't want to go to school we don't want to get a job we just want to get on learning and get on hats and block we don't follow the rules do whatever we want it's block party the The podcast I quote we did a duck Lock for it Lock party Lock party mom Makes me too fuck Fuck furred it Lock for it Lock party I'm quotes We did a duck I didn't like that at all That was very rude But see what happens You try to interrupt me every week and now I interrupt you and you get fucking infuriating. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, it was happening with me and Jesse this week because I was hosting the stream for most of the week because I was playing Sonic the Hedgehog 2006. Uh-huh. And Jesse was in Stefan mode. So he was being very annoying. And it sucks. You know. Yeah, welcome to my fucking life.
2:18.9	Yeah. How do you deal with that? That's a great question. I ask myself most days.
2:23.5	So you said days, not weeks there. What is what does that have to do with anything?
2:28.6	You got on my ass for saying day instead of week. That's a totally different thing.
2:31.7	Just start to do. You can say day, day and week are different things.
2:36.4	Unbelievable.
2:37.6	Hello, friends, idiots and friends who are also idiots.
2:39.4	Welcome to your favorite podcast about social media and rejection.
2:41.8	It is blocked party.
2:42.6	This is episode number 245.
2:44.9	I'm John.
2:46.5	I'm Stefan.
2:47.4	You can't even get that fucking part right.
2:48.9	Well, no, I just took a big gulp of the...
2:50.9	Our guess has been very patient through all this bullshit.
2:53.1	Starfruit, lemonade, polar seltzer.
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