Episode #2455: Did We Say Nothing?!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2017

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Luke's inevitable skateboard-related injury occurred over the weekend, while Andrew was out buying $2 baseballs. They discuss a study that says you should probably just order that take-out food tonight, and a very, very good reason to stop using hotel tea kettles

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0:00.0	I don't know who you are, I don't know what you want.
0:03.0	But I have a very particular lack of skills.
0:06.0	I will never be able to find you.
0:08.0	But what I do have is $2 and a Casio wristwatch.
0:12.0	You can have one of them.
0:14.0	TVTL!
0:19.0	For the next little while, it's going to be you and me together alone.
0:24.0	I want you to lock the door and turn the phone off
0:27.0	and really concentrate on what we're going to do.
0:29.0	I keep loads right games and I don't want a nightmare anymore.
0:33.0	You just drop in and just smack the lip.
0:35.0	Pour back, drop down, snap.
0:38.0	And then after that, get pitted like that.
0:41.0	Come on!
0:42.0	I got so drunk last night, I think I thought a tube of toothpaste
0:45.0	was astronaut food.
0:46.0	I'm the king of the castle and you're the dirty rascal.
0:49.0	Crash into me, crash into me.
0:53.0	You bet I got something to say.
0:55.0	You check it out.
0:56.0	Oh my god, man, we have seen some f**k.
0:59.0	We ain't never seen before.
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