7 a.m. waking up in the morning gotta be fresh gotta go downstairs gotta have my bone gotta

have seabyo seeing everything it's Friday Friday gotta get down on Friday

everybody is looking forward to the weekend party and party and get party and party and get

found found found found looking forward to the weekend

TVTL

Guess what day it is?

Please don't speak please don't speak no no no go just don't speak and that's satire

right and that's irony and that's coincidence it's a metaphor I cannot believe this stuff is on the radio

this is what our youth is being subjected to did we offend you good now we have your attention

and we have to win you over are you even listening to our story yes well listen to this we have a

story to tell so listen okay and write it down

got your pens ready got your no pads because you've made it to a Friday afternoon

installments of TVTL this is the podcast that's too beautiful to live my name

you should know it by now after two weeks of this nonsense my name is Andrew

Walsh listen I'm not one of those college types that's going to talk your era I bought a balloon

and it doesn't mean I think I'm better than everybody else there are other reasons

why I think I'm better than everybody else speaking of me by the way this is my last day

helping this ship this USS TVTL Luke Burbank will be back on Monday but that doesn't

mean you get to skip today's show no way Jose we have too much fun stuff on the agenda

I'm jamming it all in it's my last day to just take the show down just destroy it you think I'm

gonna sleep on that opportunity I am most certainly not by the way speaking of this is very

fortuitous on my last day in this captain's chair here we have LL cool J news so you know what that means

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