Episode #2435: Gettin' Dental With It
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 31 July 2017
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
Andrew calls Luke on vacation to check on his mental state after receiving some troubling selfies from him over the weekend. Plus, TBTL friendo Andy "Ders" Hurst stops by to talk about terrible dates, raccoon pets, and whether Andrew was out-of-line at the Mariners game this weekend.
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| 0:00.0 | Your Honor, this guy has been making bootleg Simpsons merchandise. |
| 0:05.6 | Bart Scampson, he is quite a scam. |
| 0:09.0 | Scampson. |
| 0:11.0 | Bart Scampson. |
| 0:13.0 | Scott, like the music, Scott. |
| 0:15.0 | Scott. |
| 0:16.0 | Scott, got him, got him, got him, got him, you know, Scott. |
| 0:19.5 | I just thought with Scamp, Miss Bell. |
| 0:21.0 | You don't know Scott? |
| 0:22.0 | In all your education, you've got to go to law school and everything and judge school or whatever it is you go to and you don't know the word Scott. |
| 0:27.5 | Welcome to America, friend. |
| 0:29.0 | I do not have a problem in general with bootleg Simpsons merchandise, but this is the worst plan ever. |
| 0:34.0 | It's a thinker, you gotta think about it. |
| 0:36.0 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:42.0 | Well, well. |
| 0:44.0 | Here we are. |
| 0:45.0 | I want to congratulate you for being on time. |
| 0:48.0 | Clothes only counts in horse grenades. |
| 0:50.0 | What? |
| 0:51.0 | It's the same because if you're playing horseshoes and then you throw a grenade in a horse, it doesn't have to be that close and you can still blow the horses' legs off. |
| 0:57.0 | It's from the movie Seabiscuit. |
| 0:59.0 | Are you freaking with me? |
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