Episode #2431: Put It All On The Hot Dog
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 25 July 2017
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
Nick Jarin joins the show to break down some Kurtis Blow lyrics, help Andrew with the latest battle in the Never-Ending Parking War, and reveal the most difficult way to get rid of a mustache.
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| 0:00.0 | My name is Dr. Gail Timlin, president of Diet Supplement Industries and |
| 0:03.4 | corporate it and people say to me all the time, but Gail, you're not a real |
| 0:06.7 | doctor and I say to them, oh yeah, well I graduated with the PhD in religious |
| 0:10.8 | studies at Kent State University. Is that real enough for you? No? Well how's |
| 0:14.8 | this for real? I lost hundreds of pounds by taking the best dietary product on |
| 0:19.8 | the market. Diet to lots of pan. But can something so good be legal you ask? Hey, |
| 0:25.0 | you ask a lot of questions. Of course it's legal and I should know I'm not only a |
| 0:30.3 | doctor and president of Diet Supplemental Industries and corporate it. I'm also |
| 0:34.4 | the Junior State Representative of Rhode Island. |
| 0:37.1 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:42.9 | That's it! The radio! I'll go in the most popular program of the day. I assume |
| 0:48.4 | that's still done McNeil in his breakfast club. Like I asked people, what's |
| 0:53.2 | in your muffin? Huh? How about me? What did you ask me? Anybody? Anybody |
| 0:59.5 | asked me? What's in my muffin? I don't know what's in my muffin. If you two dirt |
| 1:05.4 | bags ever mess with me again, I'll take this to the next level. You don't do |
| 1:08.7 | 22 episodes of celebrity outhouse with Lorraine Abobbit without learning a few |
| 1:12.8 | things. Dude, you are the best. You're often dude. You are God gets in the |
| 1:18.8 | your way. What have you got to say for yourselves? It's hammer time. Let the freak out begin! |
| 1:27.1 | Well, I'm freaking out alright. I'm freaking out. You're freaking out. Everybody's |
| 1:32.2 | freaking out. Let's just calm down, okay? Just ease into this Tuesday |
| 1:36.9 | installment of T-B-T-L. The podcast that is too beautiful to live. Are you taking |
| 1:43.6 | my duplication investigation seriously? Are you disrespecting my duplication |
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