Episode #2426: I'm Your Muppet
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 18 July 2017
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
Luke is overjoyed to be back in Bellingham, but Andrew has some serious questions about their puppet-related text exchange over the weekend. Speaking of puppets, the voice of Kermit The Frog has been fired, and he is not taking it well.
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| 0:00.0 | Start it from the bottom, now we're here. Start it from the bottom, now the whole team here. |
| 0:05.0 | Buy a chopper and have a doctor on speed dial, I guess, mad city. |
| 0:10.0 | Six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch, young money militia, and I am the commissioner. |
| 0:15.0 | You don't want to start wheezy, because the F is for finisher. |
| 0:18.0 | They mad, they ain't famous, they mad, they still nameless, but we still hood famous. |
| 0:23.0 | Yeah, we still hood famous. |
| 0:25.0 | Panda, panda, panda, panda, panda, panda. |
| 0:29.0 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:34.0 | So you mean to tell me that all of those sounds were coming from your body? |
| 0:38.0 | Yup. |
| 0:39.0 | We are legitimate, and we're churning out mega mega stars, and it's just so that actually you see |
| 0:47.0 | great things happen to these kids, and I love it, and I think that it's gonna be around for a while. |
| 0:53.0 | If my consonants sound weird, it's because I have imbibed liquor. |
| 0:57.0 | You're in need of a serious attitude adjustment, young man, you're gonna get your priorities straight. |
| 1:01.0 | That was really, really, really terrible, but everyone does that kind of stuff sometimes. |
| 1:08.0 | It happens like once, or twice, or three times in every life, or twice. |
| 1:17.0 | Or 2,426 times, for those of you scoring along at home. |
| 1:26.0 | Hey folks, welcome to a Tuesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L, the show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:32.0 | Get hold of my cause! |
| 1:34.0 | My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host. |
| 1:36.0 | I have been pity and foos for 28 years, Bill, and it's never personal. |
| 1:40.0 | Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center Perchettop, Alabama Hill. |
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