Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.

It's called Coffee with Scott Adams.

Yes, I did have technical issues.

I just had to sign out and sign back in took me a minute to figure that out. But we're all good now.

Well look at us, we're flying now.

All right, things are looking good. If you'd like to take this experience from the

amazingness that it is up to another level that you can't even imagine all you need

for that is a cup of a mugger a glass of taker Chelsea's a dye the canteen jug of fleska

vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid.

I like coffee.

And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure.

The dopamine is the day, the thing makes everything better.

It's called the simultaneous sip, and it's gonna be great.

Go. Ah, delicious.

delicious.

All right, should we start with just the morning complaining?

I'm looking at the comments.

Get it out of your system.

Go ahead.

Complain.

I'll just not watch your comments for a minute while you do that. But to begin, I'd like to do a warm-up and a test.

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