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Ah, well, that's good stuff. I got lots of little sciency stories and news stories and

maybe a little bit of a theme. But let's start with this, Elon Musk posted that he voted 100% Democrat until a few years ago and now he says,

now I think we need a red wave or America is toast.

That does seem to be the case. It does seem to be that the political left is so bad shit crazy that letting them have another four years would be the end of the country,

potentially.

It does look like it's an existential threat.

And the existential threat would be batshit crazy women, basically.

Because if we could do something about the batshit crazy women,

the rest would take care of itself.

You just got to get rid of that one insane group that got too much power and will be in good shape.

But I think a red wave would go a long way to make that happen.

All right, here's a post on X that had me laughing for two days because I'm mad that I didn't think of it

myself.

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