Episode 242: Any Kind Of Offense Would Be Nice

The Short Porch

Barstool Sports

Sports, Baseball

4.5 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2021

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

First weekend of Yankees baseball is in the books and no one besides Gary and Clint can hit. The good news is that the pitching has been awesome, especially Loaisiga and Green. Almost no offense though which is a problem. The guys are done with the Aaron Hicks 3 hole experiment. We break down Kluber and Domingo first starts as well. Sure it’s early but that sucked. We check with the rest of the AL East and our friends in Chicago who apparently mourned the death of Eloy Jimenez even though he’s very alive. Baseball is back! Outro Song: Dani California by Red Hot Chili Peppers x Say So by Doja Cat - KOOZE Mix

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0:00.0	Hey, short porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple podcast, Spotify or YouTube.
0:05.4	Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music.
0:09.2	What's up? What's happening? Welcome to another edition of the
0:11.5	short porch presented by Barsal Sports. I'm your host, Tubbs.
0:14.6	On the other side of the internet, my co-host Tommy Smokes,
0:17.5	Tom Scabelli, Marty Mush, TJ on the ones and twos.
0:20.9	We are one weekend into the 2021 Yankee season.
0:26.6	It could be feeling better. Certainly, it could be feeling better.
0:31.0	We'll get into every bit and piece of it.
0:36.3	The quick story is, can't hit, which is a problem.
0:40.8	We can pitch, which is good.
0:42.4	We need to do both those to win games in more importantly, the World Series.
0:47.2	Yeah, I mean, we're definitely not going to be feeling great.
0:49.8	Tommy's probably canceled half the team already.
0:52.7	Cut them in his mind. I'm a little bit more relaxed.
0:56.4	But I'm certainly fed up with a few things.
0:58.8	Mush probably should be shooting from the hip and a way we go.
1:02.8	First of all, how are we doing, fellas? Happy Easter.
1:05.6	Good, happy Easter.
1:07.6	Easter, one of the, I mean, this might be a hot tea.
1:11.7	One of the worst holidays.
1:13.2	Not just that though, the meaning of it.
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