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What's up? What's happening? Welcome to another edition of the Short Ports presented by

Barstool Sports Ivory Hostub. Sitting alongside me, my co-host, Tommy Smokes,

Marty Morris, TJ, and the ones and twos. We're in the Philadelphia gambling house.

And the Yankees are on one to start the year and excruciating the painful loss.

As painful I feel like as opening loss, opening day losses get 0 for a million runners to score a

position. I think the actual number is like 0 for 9. Watching him with Dave. Adding on top of it is

he's losing money. That's never a good thing to first be a part of it. Dave would not have cared

at all. If he didn't have a to like parlay. He wouldn't even know Aaron's truck out today.

Yeah. Yeah. What we couldn't have set up somewhere else. This room sucks. I

mean, I mean, Pete, I was telling hubs like the fact that it's been six. I mean,

maybe you've been here for other stuff, but like five, there's been six months since we've

been here for like the Yankee playoff run. That's six months is half a year. That's half of a year.

What have I done for these past half of a year? It feels like you're saying it feels like

nothing. Yeah, it feels like it just like I guess good the pandemic season does that because

we didn't do anything for six months. Well, I guess it's good that the off season flew by,

but like it was eerie and it was the same thing. We're like the Yankees in the LDS last

year, not getting hits with the orange and scoring position. We're in the same room,

not hitting with the orange and scoring position. Now we're here. It feels like we know the same

thing. It's hey, one through nine. It's like, how does anyone get out? And then when you play,

it's like they can't. And I get POP and like, oh, it's 162 games season and it is. But

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