Episode #2416: With Tears In Our Eyes And Giggles In Our Hearts

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 July 2017

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew try to retroactively fix yesterday's show with their patented Post-Spoof Technology. They also get trapped in a complicated web of time and space in which baseball games get very randy, apparently.

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0:00.0	Well, I see you got them snakes and sparklers, but where's the good stuff, man?
0:05.0	Good stuff.
0:06.0	This is the good stuff, snakes and sparklers.
0:09.0	Are you nuts, dude?
0:10.0	You need stuff to explode! Go boom!
0:12.0	Why is that good?
0:13.0	So you're going to tell me that you don't have no black cats, no Roman candles or screaming
0:18.0	memes?
0:19.0	No.
0:20.0	Oh, come on, man.
0:21.0	You don't got no lady fingers, fuzz bottles, sneaker bombs, church burners, gut busters,
0:24.0	zippity doodies, or craft flappers?
0:26.0	No, I don't.
0:28.0	You're going to stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no
0:32.0	whistling bungholes, no splines, blitters, whisker biscuits, honky lighters,
0:36.0	who's screwedos, who's screwedones, cherry bombs, nips and daisers,
0:41.0	with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
0:45.0	No, snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.
0:50.0	T-B-T-L!
0:53.0	How many hot dogs do you have for lunch?
0:56.0	Three.
0:57.0	Well, there's your problem.
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