Episode #2413: Unicorns, Waterfalls And The Occasional Chip-Which

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2017

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Luke checks in from Philadelphia, the land of cheese-steaks, community pools, and sometimes-depressing shoe stores. Fortunately, his mom, Susie, is an expert on all of those things, so the guys call her up. Plus, was Andrew at the center of a major conspiracy involving unicorns, waterfalls, and The Children of Ohio as a kid?

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0:00.0	I know this is weird, but could I ask you some advice?
0:03.5	Yeah.
0:05.0	If somebody like, this is your turf, right?
0:08.0	And if somebody stole your turf, how would you, how would you get it back?
0:12.0	I mean, I don't really know.
0:14.0	To be honest with you, I don't really have like a turf.
0:17.0	You know, I just kind of walk around with the look of my face.
0:20.0	This is, I have weed.
0:22.0	Weed face.
0:23.0	Yeah.
0:24.0	I mean, if someone's up in your shit.
0:26.0	Yeah, you know, I, I don't know what to do.
0:28.0	I mean, what would you do if you went to the bathroom and came back and there was another guy here?
0:33.0	I just handle my business.
0:35.0	Okay, but like, how specifically would you handle your business?
0:38.0	I'd get mine.
0:39.0	Set it off.
0:40.0	Be a man.
0:41.0	Man off.
0:42.0	You know, represent, man.
0:43.0	Like, represent an attitude?
0:45.0	You got to flip the switch, man.
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