I don't think it's over stating anything to say that I was the first female to bring notoriety

to our field. As many of the moose, the Vernon Community College baseball teams mascot,

I once held the splits for the entire length of an extra-inning baseball game in spite of

excruciating pain and a severe severing of my doctor-longest muscle that eventually required four

hours of surgery and added two and a half inches to my left leg forcing me to retire.

I wrote a tale documenting that journey, a moosing grace, a mascot's journey to God

and success in real estate.

In the next hour, we will present information that's both shocking and enlightening.

This need you have to be the smartest guy on the room is off-putting.

You should be off-putting. It's your fat. You shouldn't eat anymore pudding.

Yeah. Yeah. Isn't so much about what it is altogether. It's more about the modulation and what it is

once it starts. It's a little bit of a groove. Can you say a apple?

Apple? Can you say banana?

Say something to someone enough times and eventually he internalizes it.

The system works.

Tell you what, we have an a moosing show for you.

Right here right now on this Tuesday afternoon edition of TVTL,

the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

My name is Luke Burbank chief nerd in charge.

I'm sorry I'm tan. I like to be tan. It just feels good.

Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center,

Perch Top Alabama Hill in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City.

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