Speaking of doing it right.

It's all coming up.

It's all coming up.

Never before in my life have I purchased any alcohol,

which closely resembles a container you'd purchase from Alphans

that you'd used to flush your engine with.

This shit's got to be good. Hello, hello and welcome to the Midlife Game of Podcast. Today is Thursday. It is. It's Thursday the 13th of August 2015. And my name is Darren Bullock. At the other end of the tube full of internet, we have the gorgeous Mr. Matthew Moore, and he's about to say something into his microphone. Can you hear me? Can you hear me down the other side of the tube? Up north. Just about, yes.

Can you just twiddle your knob a little? No, don't touch it. It's fine. Not that knob. But how many Thomas have I told you? Not while we've got the camera on. Anyway, without further do, ladies gentlemen, kick back, relax and enjoy episode 241 of the Midlife Gamer podcast. Tell you what, boy, straight out of Gamescom again.

Yeah, 2015. of the Midlife Gamer podcast. I'll tell you what, boy, straight out of Gamescom again.

Yeah, 2015.

You're an uncle with attitude.

I am.

I'm an uncle with attitude, yes.

Plenty of fisting be happening where I rock up in the area.

What are you drinking tonight, sir?

Do you see? Kestrel? No, no, no. It's that one. That one. What's that? Oh, Cronkyberg. Cronkyberg 1664. That's a lovely, lovely can of lardy you've got there, my friend. May they keep being cracked. Should you have a listener, a listener check-in?

Okay.

See if you can count as how many beers as during this recording, okay? I'm just having a little, I'm just having a little drink here, because I've not had a drink for a couple of days. I'll tell you what, mate, I have had, I've had the worst week in the world, and I can only put it down to Eurogamer 8

or even

the German version

or even or even Game

Comades. Okay. Eurogamer AIDS is yet to come. That comes later in the year. But no,

...