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Hello, hello, and welcome to the Midlife Gamer Podcast.

Today is Sunday, the 26th of July 2015, and my name is Darren Baldock.

Joining me at the other end of the Institute, we have the beautiful Mr. Matthew Moore.

He's looking fly, he's looking fresh, and he's looking ready to record. Am I right?

All these three things are fact.

Yeah, absolutely. So without further do, ladies and gentlemen, let's kick back, relax,

and enjoy episode 240 of the Midlife Gamer Podcast. Now, Matthew, I don't know about you,

but the last show kind of broke me in terms of length.

So just to manage expectations, ladies and gentlemen, I don't anticipate that show being,

or this show being as long as the last one.

In fact, if anything, the way I'm feeling right now, and I'm not going to labour on it too much,

I don't know how long this shows, if I'm going to make it through to the end of the show,

but let's persevere and see how we get along.

In terms of real life stuff, Matthew, I'll go first because mine is utterly, utterly boring

in terms of what I'm able to speak of on the show, which is an awful

lot of work, a little bit of illness and me just trying to get over some kind of, I don't know,

probably AIDS.

I don't know.

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