You're on.

2024, guys?

Can that be right?

Because I'm still writing 2023 on my podcast.

Anyway, it's a new year, and we're off to a rocky start, as you can tell, but we're happy you've joined us for another trip around the old sun.

This is election profit makers broadcasting live from planet Earth.

You see, friends, every year, the Earth makes one full rotation around the biggest star in our galaxy,

which is called the sun.

The star, that is, not the galaxy.

You know her by the name Milky Way.

Anyway, we take one year and we go all the way

around the sun. And when we're right back where we started from, that's... I thought the sun was,

I thought the sun was local. Don't we have a local sun and a local moon? What? Isn't that what

the flat earthers believe? I don't know what you're talking about. But now I'm worried that you're doing a joke, right?

But you've made me nervous that I did something wrong about the sun.

No, no, no.

You were saying it's right.

But I've gotten really into flat earthism lately.

Oh, that's what you did over the holidays.

Because Twitter is broken and I, you know, clicked on some crazy flat earther and now it's just showing me flat earth stuff. And it is fascinating. Sorry, go ahead.

Sure. Let me just launch back into my opening, improvised comedy monologue. Anyway, if you think the earth is as... The earth is round. If you think the earth is as flat as a pancake, I've got some breakfast sausage to sell you.

How about that?

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