Episode 24: Whizzinator

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2019

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Ms. Pat is at war with the birds that live on her porch. She’s flat because she had her mammograms. She asks Garrianna about her click. Ms. Pat discovers whizzinators. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, it's white boy Chris.
0:01.2	If the Pat Downs ever made you laugh,
0:02.8	then join our Patreon and support us.
0:04.5	Get bonus content, a t-shirt, or an autograph copy of Rabbit,
0:08.0	Miss Pat's autobiography.
0:09.4	Visit misspatcomedy.com for the link to the Patreon
0:12.2	and while you're there, join our Facebook group.
0:14.1	Thank y'all for tuning into another episode of the Pat Down.
0:16.5	I'm here chilling today.
0:17.6	Just having Tidus flat and I'm in a good mood.
0:20.9	I'm hanging out with Dianne.
0:22.8	Say what it is.
0:23.8	What it is, y'all?
0:25.0	And I got white boy Chris who almost bought the day to black girl.
0:27.8	The hell, yeah.
0:28.6	Carry on.
0:29.4	Hey.
0:30.3	Oh.
0:31.1	And we got Gary on it with all these fresh eggs.
0:34.8	She don't know what to do with.
0:36.1	Hello.
0:37.4	Hi.
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