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The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Episode 23: Does Your Church Have Snacks?

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.96.9K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2019

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Ms. Pat discusses her weekend in New York and making a bomb between her legs. The gang also discusses Anti-vaxxers, church, God, and religion. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey, it's Fightboy Chris. If the Pat Downs ever made you laugh, then join our Patreon and support us.

0:04.5

Get bonus content, a t-shirt, or an autograph copy of Rabbit, Miss Pat's autobiography.

0:09.4

Visit misspatcomedy.com for the link to the Patreon, and while you're there, join our Facebook group.

0:13.9

Hey, this is Miss Pat with another episode of the Pat Down, and today I have with me, my daughter, Garyano.

0:19.4

The aunt's Hello.

0:20.6

Say yo, yo.

0:21.7

Yeah, yo.

0:23.0

And my friend, Chris, say what it is.

0:26.8

What it is, Miss Pat?

0:28.3

Yeah, and I got my friend, Dea, with the small afro.

0:31.7

What up, yo?

0:32.6

He's only undercover cop.

0:34.0

What?

0:35.0

What it is, young gins?

0:37.2

You know where any drugs are?

0:39.0

Y'all gonna enjoy this episode.

0:40.8

Stay tuned, because we'll be right back with the real shit.

0:43.6

You better get up, get out, and turn it into this podcast.

0:48.2

Yes, Pat spit the truth, spit the real facts.

0:51.2

Nothing but the other classiest, same time.

0:54.0

Pat got the flavor, these are not your same lies.

0:57.0

That's the politics, she been on real bruh.

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