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Election Profit Makers

Episode 238: Ron DeSantis’s Pedalboard

Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

Comedy, News, Politics

4.9700 Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2023

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Jon ponders musical carpeting. David gets to know Patriotic Kenny.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Everybody's got her thing up to

0:04.0

People's up her phone open in the bathroom

0:07.0

Yeah, that's Vivek, that's your phone, Vivek, I'm not able to mute you

0:12.0

Vivek

0:14.0

Go ahead Elon

0:17.0

Sorry about that

0:19.0

Welcome to election.

0:21.9

Pee makers, your guide to winning and losing urine on political outcomes and current events.

0:25.4

We have huge news in the world of P.P. P.P. Piss and urine.

0:28.8

Vivek Ramoswamy, the famous rapper, was invited to participate in a very elite conversation on Twitter with Elon Musk, Alex Jones, Andrew Tate,

0:40.6

Matt Gates, and all of John Kimball's other favorite thought leaders and free thinkers.

0:45.8

During the conversation, a liquid flowing was heard. A very powerful, powerful, strong stream was

0:53.3

heard. People were wondering, are we being recorded in a barrel as we go over the top of the Niagara Falls?

0:58.8

No, it turns out the Vivek Ramoswamy was urinating into the toady, but he had forgotten to mute his telephone.

1:07.5

So the many tens of thousands of people who were enjoying this conversation got a little bonus content, Vivek Ramoswamy.

1:14.5

John, Christmas came early this year.

1:16.2

We've been praying for the release of the P-Tape for years.

1:19.9

And we got a P-tape.

1:21.4

Now, it wasn't a P-Tape that was recorded in a Moscow hotel room.

1:24.9

Instead, it was a more modest domestic P-T tape, but I'll take what I can get.

1:29.8

It's been a rough year. I'll take whatever pee tape they have. I'll take it. Yeah, absolutely.

1:35.1

So thank you, Santee Claus, for this wild, wet, yellow Christmas. Don't eat the yellow snow,

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