Katie, it is almost Thanksgiving. How excited are you? Oh my God. I love Thanksgiving. I do. This is my favorite holiday because I love nothing better than to get all of my family members together and tell them that we are on stolen land.

This is how we celebrate every year.

Everybody's trying to have a good time.

Say what you're thankful for.

And I say, I am thankful that I have the opportunity to come here today and tell you all, every one of you, you whites, you whites.

Whites.

That you were on stolen land.

Well, except now that Trump's incoming president, you're not allowed to do that anymore.

Oh, well, no, I can, I do it, but I just call them retard after I, after I say that.

The arsler?

Yeah.

So I was at, yesterday, I was at a doctor's office.

And because my ear infection, no, I was waiting for Janet to do something. And there was a guy there looked like a gutter punk, like very classic gutter punk look.

And he had a beanie on, also in the waiting room.

He had a beanie that said, you were on stolen land.

This dude was as white as I am.

If there is any native blood in him, it is like the Jessica Labombera school of Native

American. And I'm just wondering, why is it always you're on stolen land and not we're on

stolen land? I mean, that's usually what they do say. What did the Democratic platform say?

No, no, no, no, no. This said, you're, you're on stolen land. Not we, you. He's probably

partially native. No, this dude was not partially native. How do you know? Being native is a state of

mind. Ask Elizabeth Warren. I bring my calipers everywhere I go when I measured his fucking head. The dude

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