Episode #2377: Skateboards Don't Grow On Christmas Trees
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 10 May 2017
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
Luke's childhood skateboarding dreams are finally coming true, while Andrew's adult dream of rollerblading continues to elude him. Plus, Southern Comfort, aka "Andrew's Special Make Out Juice" updates their recipe.
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| 0:00.0 | The more brilliant people we can get working here than the faster we can get whatever is in your head out into the world. |
| 0:08.0 | Let me tell you a story. In 1999, Google was a little startup just like we are. |
| 0:17.0 | And when they started bringing in chefs and masseuses, we thought they're nuts, but they were attracting the best possible people and they were able to create the best product. |
| 0:27.0 | And now they're worth over $400 billion. |
| 0:31.0 | And do you know the name of that company? |
| 0:34.0 | Google, right? You said it at the beginning of the story. |
| 0:38.0 | You're right. I did that wrong. |
| 0:41.0 | TVTL! |
| 0:47.0 | Hello. Did you say hello? |
| 0:50.0 | No, I said hello, but that's close enough. |
| 0:52.0 | Well, I was just driving down Northern Avenue getting ready to pull into Albertsons. |
| 0:57.0 | And all of a sudden I was just minding my own business. |
| 1:01.0 | Get me hard right with the fact I was gluten-mysed. |
| 1:05.0 | The house was obviously infested with reticulariums, Mary Aqualmo. |
| 1:09.0 | What's that? What's what? |
| 1:12.0 | You can't even say it yourself. |
| 1:14.0 | I'm doing the work. I'm baby stepping. I'm not a slacker. |
| 1:17.0 | I don't watch television. I don't even own a television. |
| 1:20.0 | Notice I didn't say TV. TV is a nickname. |
| 1:22.0 | And nicknames are for friends. And television is no friend of mine. |
| 1:25.0 | Hey, now you new listeners. |
| 1:27.0 | All I can really say is good luck. |
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