Episode #2375: When Harry Met Swaggy
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2017
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
Luke finally finds a whiz-bang tech product that even he won't buy. He and Andrew also try to help a listener who finds himself in a very embarrassing situation.
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| 0:00.0 | Can you be honest with me? |
| 0:02.0 | What is it about me that it's like, |
| 0:03.9 | they make you not want to sit here? |
| 0:07.8 | Honestly? |
| 0:08.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:12.2 | Like everything, starting with your face first, |
| 0:15.6 | just like the expression on it is really bad. |
| 0:18.3 | You sort of look like you're smelling something |
| 0:21.3 | that doesn't smell good or like you're like squinting |
| 0:24.1 | even though you're wearing glasses, |
| 0:25.3 | like your eyes don't work. |
| 0:26.7 | You kind of look like a lesbian newscaster, |
| 0:30.9 | because you're a feminine, but not in like a good way. |
| 0:33.2 | It's almost insulting to women the way you're a feminine, |
| 0:36.0 | because like you're not a drudgeness. |
| 0:37.3 | You're just like soft and doughy. |
| 0:40.7 | You don't look like you have bones under your body at all. |
| 0:43.5 | You're just sort of like an old baby. |
| 0:45.9 | You know, you just seem very uncomfortable. |
| 0:49.8 | You know, like a little bit, |
| 0:52.2 | you're apologizing for your existence. |
| 0:55.5 | Just... |
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