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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2370: The Dichotomy Of The Shack

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2017

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Luke joins Andrew at the offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to pour one out for Andrew's favorite cable store. Plus, Ja Rule's attempt to host the fanciest music festival of all time turns into one of the biggest disasters imaginable.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Listen, every day at around 2.30, my armpits get sweaty.

0:04.0

Okay.

0:05.0

And I used to hate raising my hand in class to answer a question.

0:08.0

But one day I had to say, who cares?

0:10.0

I have swampy armpits, and I'm going to answer all the questions I want.

0:13.0

I'm swampy and I'm proud.

0:15.0

Tina, where are you going with this?

0:16.0

I'm saying just because you think something is embarrassing doesn't mean you have to be embarrassed by it.

0:21.0

You all have our swampy pets.

0:23.0

Why swampy pets is swampy pets?

0:25.0

Have you tried dad's deodorant? It's like military grade.

0:28.0

He gets it on the dark web.

0:36.0

I'm a man of few words.

0:38.0

But those words will count, and so will my actions.

0:41.0

You like are definitely...

0:43.0

You're the real thing that a lot of people say.

0:46.0

So, do you think if you weren't, I mean, if you were less fake,

0:49.0

do you think you would be, or you could, or you have a desire to?

0:52.0

If you feel uncomfortable at any time, give me the sign.

0:56.0

I keep loads of it, James, and I don't want to make a deal anymore.

0:59.0

All you have to do is study it out, just study it out, and you'll see.

1:03.0

You haven't done your homework, buddy.

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