Do you believe in UFOs?

Oh, oh yeah, yes sir. Definitely. They're out there, man. I've seen them. I've been out there

are a roar of Texas. They got them little graves and stuff. Yeah, I've been out there and,

oh no, I'm planning a trip. I'm planning a trip. We're going out to like Arizona or something,

figure something out. The Air Force one where they found all that stuff. If I got pictures of

roar, I've seen grave sites. They're out there, man. And I'm flying in the plane. I'm always

hallucinating, but who really knows what I'm looking at. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. Okay. Well, but there's no proof of this. Just people's accounts.

You're right. There's no proof. But I mean, there's no proof of Jesus or, you know, people go

in the restroom until they tell you about it. You know what I mean? I mean, that's just kind of

the way I see things. All right. So you believe at that? Oh, definitely. Definitely. Do you think

there's like little green men out there? No, little green men, sir. T-B-T-L.

Okay, T-Bone. Time for some serious crunching. You have a very gentle face and a very erotic physique.

I love the way they look. They're very affectionate and they're smaller than horses.

He runs around the household. They naked chasing himself. Plank tag. It's awful. He screams at the cat

because she didn't vote. Every time he farts, he calls the fire department. That was great. That

was good. You went for it. I appreciate that. I'm going to suggest that we have a little

constructive talking time. I got the time. If you got the time.

Let's hope it doesn't come to that. On a Wednesday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L,

the show that just might be too beautiful to live. You're entering a world of pain.

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. I won't trash talk. I won't be out there blow hard.

That's what's going to make this episode different than all of the other episodes of imaginary

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