Episode #2365: Scammy Go Likely
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 24 April 2017
⏱️ 104 minutes
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Summary
Andrew has a mini-meltdown at a fancy fundraiser. Luke spends 12 hours at an unusual underground poker game. And a 12-year old drives 800 miles across dangerous, Australian terrain.
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| 0:00.0 | Have 85 do I have 90 I have 90 from the man with the face at table four. It's just terrible |
| 0:06.8 | You don't know what you're doing. Adam Sandler. Yeah, that's right. I collect antiquities. I'm a serious person |
| 0:12.7 | I'm writing a movie right now about the Russian Revolution. Oh really who does Kevin James play in it. Uh-huh. It's a serious movie |
| 0:20.7 | Trotsky. Ah, there it is |
| 0:22.7 | TVTL |
| 0:28.1 | Hey somebody has run out on the field some goofball in the head and a red shirt now he takes off the shirt |
| 0:34.2 | He's running down the middle by the 50. He's at the 30. He's bare-chested and banging his chest. Now he runs the opposite way |
| 0:41.2 | He runs at the 50. He runs at the 40. The guy is drunk, but there he goes. Paint your balls. I don't. Do you paint your ball spot? Paint your ball at five? |
| 0:50.8 | Sick. The world of Jesus is strange and intimidating and frankly it's terrifying to me. Sometimes a little comic relief is the best way to deliver a serious message |
| 1:00.8 | I don't believe you're seriously considering listening to these men. Listen to that horn |
| 1:06.8 | Oh my god. Oh, she's beautiful. She is beautiful. Yeah |
| 1:13.6 | This party is gonna be off of the hook |
| 1:20.8 | This is special you guys |
| 1:22.8 | This is special because it's a Monday afternoon edition of TVTL the show that just might be too beautiful to live |
| 1:29.6 | Hey, is it too early to fish damage? My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. Allow me to introduce myself |
| 1:36.7 | Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center perched a top |
| 1:41.6 | Alabama Hill in Bellingham, Washington the Bay City |
| 1:45.5 | You paint your balls, but what balls, but you know what? |
| 1:49.3 | You know who would never ask me such an impertinent question or put it in the intro package for this show |
| 1:55.6 | The Bay Kitty |
| 1:59.6 | Mostly because she doesn't speak English, but also because um, you know |
| 2:03.6 | There's something about the soul of a cat and they're attacked and they're |
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