Episode #2362: Business End Of The Ham

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2017

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

The Earth just survived a close encounter with an asteroid, thanks in part to a NASA's "planetary defense officer." Meanwhile, Tom Brady skips his scheduled appearance at the White House. And Luke explains why asking a girl on a date is better if she has no idea who you are or that you live across the street from her.

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0:00.0	Quick plugola and Mike LaFontaine, owner and founder of High Class Management.
0:05.1	Whoops, comics, constant companion.
0:09.6	Let's start right out.
0:11.0	Hey, what happened?
0:12.8	As you know, back in 1917, I started on a series called,
0:17.0	What Happened?
0:18.4	And every time somebody go wrong, I would look at the camera and say,
0:21.4	Hey, what happened?
0:24.1	We had a lot of fun with that and a lot of other catchphrases.
0:26.8	I got a wheel in wagon.
0:29.3	And I can't do my work.
0:33.1	And I believe I was the first one to use the phrase,
0:36.0	I don't think so.
0:38.4	But it only lasts for the year.
0:40.3	And that's good because that's how you establish your cult.
0:43.0	So I was on stage doing all my shtick, you know,
0:45.3	Hey, what happened?
0:46.7	And I can't do my work.
0:48.6	And if someone would heckle me, they'd say,
0:50.6	Are you going to be on stage all night?
0:52.1	I would say, that's right.
0:53.8	And I'd crack up the audience.
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