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Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.

It's called Coffee with Scott Adams and I'm pretty sure you're the happiest people in the world

because you get to see this.

Now, if you'd like to take your experience up to levels that nobody can even understand.

All you need for that is a cup or mugger a glass, a tanker,

Chelsea or a chowder, a canteen jug or or flask of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid.

I like coffee.

And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure.

The dopamine the other day, the thing that makes everything better, it's cold,

the simultaneous sip and it happens now.

I hope you all have participated because it was good. It was good. Don't let people just tell you how it was. You got to be a joiner.

I had a tragedy earlier, my first cup of coffee. I don't like to admit this, but I didn't have my coffee warmer on.

Have you ever tried to take a big sip of coffee only to find out it was ice cold?

And you go, blah, oh yeah. If you're ready for it, it's okay.

All right, let's talk football, a sport which I have almost no interest in,

but you know it's a thing that's happening, so we'll talk about it.

As you know, you can predict the winner of almost any major

playoff game by looking at their mascots. In this case last night to the chiefs

beat the buffalo bills.

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