Episode #2360: Forever In Blue Jeans

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2017

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew research the proper care of jeans and whether or not you have to wash them after wearing them for months on end, even if your wife asks you to. Plus, we look at the real cost of imaginary New York apartments as presented in your favorite TV shows. And Shia LaBeouf is making art again. Can he save it from the trolls?

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0:00.0	I'd have a brain tumor.
0:02.6	Oh, Jesus Christ.
0:06.0	How long have you known?
0:07.0	How long have I known?
0:09.0	I can't lie.
0:11.0	I don't have a brain tumor.
0:13.0	I just couldn't think of a reason to break up with you.
0:16.0	Break up.
0:17.0	Not with you sick like this. I'm going to take care of you.
0:20.0	No, no, no. I said I don't have a brain tumor.
0:22.0	That's just the brain tumor talking.
0:24.0	Oh, my God. No, listen to me.
0:25.0	I don't have a brain tumor.
0:29.0	Go and rest your tumor.
0:31.0	I'd kiss you goodbye.
0:32.0	But I don't want to get brain cancer.
0:34.0	TVTM!
0:39.0	My friend is a blackjack dealer.
0:41.0	And I was formed here as a tattoo of an ace and a jack.
0:44.0	You see, I'm a blackjack player.
0:46.0	I'm my form.
0:47.0	I'm going to get a tattoo of a ten and a two.
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