Welcome to the worst bestsellers, where we read about a perfect pink pussy so you don't have to.

I'm Kate.

I'm Renata.

And for this episode, we read Icebreaker by Hannah Grace.

Finding us to discuss this sexy skater book talk sensation.

His author of the recently released Y.A. novel read and Half-A. Fassed Figure Skater Annie.

Hello, Annie.

Hello.

That my friend.

I have to say, I wrote that intro knowing that you would have to read it.

And this was a test to see if you, like, looked at it in advance, and you failed.

I heard it in your voice.

I was about to say this is a lesson everyone that before you start podcasting,

you should read your script.

I was prepared to be like, well, you can change it to whatever, but this to me is what

we read about.

And by the way, by the way, we're not talking about the pink panther.

If only.

I would, I would love to read an erotic pink panther.

I'm sure it's out there.

Don't Google it.

It's very disturbing.

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