Episode 236 - Dick on Black Hitler

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2020

⏱️ 137 minutes

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Summary

Fake Heart Attacks, Fabio hair, my prank crash dummy chair breaks, subsidized acupuncture, appreciating the little things in life, kettle corn, Biden's dog tripping story, gateway tyranny, diversity in the NASDAQ, marrying a sex doll, Ron Jeremy stories, a ten Asian orgy, the stupid monoliths, Adolph Hitler is back, and Lucky Starr is in studio; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Oh, man. Thank you for not killing yourself. I really mean it.
0:07.0	Oh, God, I really mean it. Let's get these in order. All my papers, advice. Thank you all for submitting advice. My correspondence.
0:23.5	Especially, yes, my correspondence.
0:26.4	Are they doing a fucking bedding pool?
0:28.4	Okay, who had 10 minutes late?
0:31.0	Oh, you guys are doing a bedding pool for 10 minutes late Jesus God man I have a really embarrassing story I don't even want to tell it but I have to really. Oh and I appreciate your commitment.
0:42.0	Oh shit. It's so shameful.
0:44.0	You know.
0:45.0	It's just so shameful.
0:47.0	Okay.
0:48.0	I don't think I can't tell it after the music either,
0:51.0	but it does make me a rage.
0:53.2	Okay.
0:54.4	Raise your hand.
0:55.6	This is always something that I prided myself over.
0:58.3	Is the camera all right?
0:59.5	Is the camera all right?
1:01.0	It perfectly on time.
1:02.2	Yeah, perfectly on time, Yeah, perfectly on time.
1:04.0	Just 10 minutes on time. Oh no, it's got to be this camera. There we go. Nice and big, Sean. There we go.
1:11.0	No, not nice and big. Nice and big.
1:13.0	Sean's big enough.
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