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Go! Oh, that was good.

You know, honestly, it's not always good, even when I say it is, but this was actually really good.

And I think that's telling you that the day will be amazing.

So yesterday I saw a news story and there was a black gentleman who was the subject of the news story and I couldn't help but note that his last name was Mayo

M-A-Y-O.

And then I thought to myself,

ah, that's not really funny, it's just,

that it would just be, looked like a racial comment or something

that's not really funny but you know my mind is always looking for pattern so it just

saw male within minutes I saw another story in the news about something called Mayo.

And then within an hour I saw a third story about Mayo.

There were three Mayo. There were three Mayo related stories in the news at the same time.

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