I'm

La Papa Papa,

Good morning everybody and welcome

for the highlight of human civilization.

It's called Coffee with Scott Adams,

I'm pretty sure it's the best time you'll ever have.

And if you want to take this up the levels,

well, that humans can't even understand.

All you need is a cup or mugger, a glass

a tanker child, a chalster, a cantileverglass, a cup of mugger, a glass, a tanker, jealous, a canteen chugger glass, a vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.

Enjoyed me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better.

It's called the simultaneous sip, but it's going to happen on.

Right now.

Go.

Oh yeah, it was good.

So, you know, it's funny, I was in Starbucks the other day and I could swear I got decaf I know I didn't you know because I watched it make it but I was feeling like oh maybe the coffee is wearing off.

But it is a thing that at some stores,

they will give you decaf if they ran out of regular coffee.

That's a real thing. I don't think that happened to me, but it's a thing. Well, scientists have discovered at least four new species of octopus, who I call octa pie.

Now you might know it, but it is appropriate to say both octa pie

and octauses.

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