Episode #2349: Any Pork In A Storm

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2017

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew learn that they got out of Arizona just in time before a plague of biblical levels descended on Peoria. Also, Luke disagrees with McDonald's decision to start using fresh beef, and Bob Dylan says he'll accept his Nobel Prize. Plus, Music For Your Weekend!

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0:00.0	Tell me one fact that you know about me, do you not remember one single thing about me?
0:05.8	Dude, things have been nuts around here, I bet you don't know anything about me!
0:10.1	You were born in Phoenix, you went to school in Tempe, you're an only child, your favorite show
0:14.0	is something called the Real Housewives of Atlanta and your favorite.
0:18.0	Book is Kendall Jenner's Instagram feed.
0:21.9	How did you know all that?
0:22.9	Because you are constantly talking about yourself, you are the most self-obsessed
0:29.6	person I have ever met.
0:30.8	You should see Kendall Jenner's Instagram feed.
0:40.3	Guess what day it is, guess what day it is.
0:44.2	It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday.
0:48.7	Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.
0:51.2	I'm sorry, who are you?
0:52.8	I was asking myself that same question and I did not like the answer.
0:57.2	I'm doing the work, I'm baby stepping, I'm not a slacker.
1:00.2	I can't compete with you physically and you're no match for my brain.
1:04.5	What comes before anything?
1:05.6	What have we always said is the most important thing?
1:09.2	Breakfast.
1:10.4	Family.
1:11.7	Family, right?
1:13.6	It's like a minute of things to eat.
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