Episode #2347: Don't Yangle With The Yaris

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2017

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Andrew takes Luke on a ride around Arizona in his rented Toyota Yaris and tries to explain why he likes it so much...and why he may be in trouble when it's time to return it. Plus, Luke attempts a "coat hook moment."

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0:00.0	All right fire this bad boy up. Ready?
0:10.0	Is that a hemi?
0:12.0	See Yaris.
0:13.0	T-B-T-L!
0:21.0	I will not lie to you.
0:23.0	That sounded like a lawnmower starting.
0:26.0	Yeah, like a sweet, sweet lawnmower.
0:29.0	Well hey there everybody. Welcome to a Thursday afternoon edition of T-B-T-L.
0:35.0	The show that just might be too beautiful to live.
0:39.0	This week we have done the show from just about every place imaginable.
0:43.0	A spring training, baseball facility, a pool house behind a giant McMansion.
0:51.0	And now of course the natural third location.
0:55.0	Andrews Toyota Yaris.
0:57.0	Oh, were it were mine Luke? Were it were mine? No, this is just a rental this Yaris.
1:04.0	Are you renting to own? Not yet.
1:07.0	So you may need to, is your seatbelt on? I think the Yaris, Yaris does not.
1:12.0	Put up with any bullshit.
1:14.0	Roughly 100% of Yaris related accidents are not survivable.
1:19.0	So they really do want you to wear the seatbelt because you are basically in a go-kart.
1:24.0	You know, they say most accidents happen in the Yaris.
1:28.0	Most Yaris crashes are within six blocks of somebody's house.
1:33.0	Of somebody's Yaris actually.
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